Kyle Kubiak Live.

Guess, guess who's back!!! Well, I actually know plenty about comedy. If it is funny, I laugh. If it is not, then I dont laugh. Simple mechanics governing that one, really. I really wasnt focusing on Robin Williams "over-the-top" characters. I was mentioning Robin because he is actually funny without playing on one quality (example: the white trash persona) Anyone can get a chuckle out of inbred simple comedy. But comics like Robin actually use intelligence in thier acts. This is obviously a weak spot for Kubiak. A relevant comedian would better be Larry the Cable Guy, who is another prime example of a comedy act lacking on brains and jokes weighing hugely on simple humor. And yes, you are helping tremendously with this psychology project. It proves my point that simple humans will usually put their noses in business that does not concern them, therefore placing them in a state of duress. Kyle, congratulations man! You have some diehard fans here. But you wont beat me on our little bet... Ill call you man.. if only they knew... LOL

That guy that said you were an alcoholic, pedophile, that has a meth habit. Well, he is perceptive but he doesn't know much about comedy. He gave himself away when he praised the comedic genuis of Robin Williams. Not that I don't love his over-the-top characters and Man of the Year ranks up there as one of the great films of all time. However, he should of named a comedian that is relevant and doesn't have to buy material off other comedians. I really just wrote this to participate in his important psychology project. I hope he picks this apart and insults me. If you really want a psychology project, cum (notice how I spelled come as cum for the upcuming porn reference?) over and watch my porn collection while I tell you about my drunk uncle and a mattress in the woods. Kyle, you probably won't win this because good comics don't win internet contests but you should.

For the record, I grew up with Kyle. We often partied together in high school & graduated together. But even if he wasn't such a great guy, incessantly disrespectful comments are never a mature or constructive way to express your opinion. It's just the quickest way to be identified as an ass.

jlhartsell, that was a very amusing take on my profile description! If you only knew! :D Yes, I am a damn good nurse & a great mother, but I rarely drink or have the need to take painkillers, which may be why I have such a wonderful boyfriend & my ex-husband is still trying to get me back after more than 4 years. ;) Keep trying to focus on other people & you may never have to face your own flaws. Or you can confront your parents & ask them if they ever loved you at all.

You look great!! Funny as hell!! Good luck!!

And for the record, Mr. Kubiak, I wish you much success with your chosen profession. I really do hope you become great at it but as a realist I do not believe you have the talent to perform at a national level. I hope for your sake you practice to improve your craft. I am not trying to hate on you, but I am allowed my own opinion. You should take negative criticism in a positive light, because it shows you what some of the audience is thinking. Criticism leads to better entertainment so I hope you in the long run so I hope you learn to listen to your critics.

Fantastic! Melissalake, the 2nd grade spelling bee winner! Not to ummm ya know.. correct you but its actually "KARMA". (Thats alright, I wont tell anybody and tarnish your pristine record.) Hey! Will ya look at that, KARMA just jumped up and bit you right in the ass, didnt it lil girl? Woo Hoo indead! I never insinuated that Robin Williams does or does not mastubate to Mr. Kubiak. Not once. What I did say is that Kyle would not make a nut stain in Robins underwear. You took it out of context and in a freudian slip you attached your true feelings to that statement. That comment simply meant that, in my opinion, Mr. Kubiak does not equal to one of Robin Williams drops of semen, stictly on a professional level. Every person in the free world is entitled to own an opinion, so I welcome each and every one of your opinions about me. You are entitled to it. Now we can either throw puns at each other for various grammer errors, which every person in the world makes (even you, champ) or we can unbiasedly post our opinions on this board (designed for judging, nonetheless) as to the talent level of the entertainer in question. I will also address your "meth smoker" haircut comment. There really isn't just one meth smoker haircut, just several different variations of the popular Mullet haircut from the mid to late 1980s. If I were to say Mr. Kubiak did indeed smoke methamphetamines, which I did not, I would say he has the wild-popularly mechanic meth smoker style mullet cut. Vix, Vix, Vixiha!!! You nailed it! HOT DAMN, you pegged me! But let me tell you what I think made you respond to a post that otherwise, you wouldnt have poked you lil pointy nose into. My professional opinion of you, you jumped to Mr. Kubiaks aid, so quite possibly you are in the health profession. You are probably a great nurse which in turn makes you a great mother... Pegged it, right?? But only one problem, maybe a failing marraige turned you to alcohol and presciption pain killers to ease away the feelings of unwantedness. But now that you ran with the pack against me, they love you again! THEY WANT YOU AGAIN!!! Come on, you know I hit the soft spot with that one. But I hope you find the man that will stay, and I wish you luck with that.

jlhartsell, I do appreciate your urge to explain such attention-seeking behavior but there really was no need. Your lengthy tantrum of insults is a textbook example of what can happen when a child's aspirations, hopes, and dreams are ridiculed, rejected, and crushed by his or her own parents. You're obviously very young so there's still hope, of course, and I wish you luck with that.

cool thats why I love Kyle, he is the best at being white trash, alcoholic with a mullet.... good thing you used a bunch of big words, cause most white trash cant understand that anyway, but as an 33 yr old, 2nd grade spelling bee winner, I know that pedophile does not have an "a" in it... Kyles not gay so why would he care if Robin Williams jerked off to him or not... His mullet is pretty trashy to me, but hey atleast that gives us girls something to run our fingers through when we got kyle doing some dirty adult things to us... As for your hairstyle when your smoking meth, LOL, now you gotta go get a hairstyle to fit into the meth smoking white trash ring? OMG I feel downright stunned, please do tell us what the "Meth Smoker" hair style is, Please..... LOL but the rest was great advertisement for my favorite comedian, so keep up the insults and please throw some my way, I am dying to be slammed by your silly ass....I love seeing people go down by there own carma! Woo Hoo!

Eric Counts.. You are a comedian, no? Because I have never heard of you before. Have you been headlining on the alcoholics anonymous tour or something? Im sure you and Kyle are great personal friends and enjoy tons of great sex within that friendship. Meth tends to do that to people like you (white trash) I gave an unbiased opinion of Mr. Kubiaks professional comedic talent and his "friends" (i use that term VERY loosely READ: "gold diggers") jumped to his defense in a very hostile way. This site is for the pupose of judging talent and if you or he can not cope with criticism than you should pick a new profession. I found Kubiaks humor to be dry and tasteless like a hard piece of dog shit. I do not feel as if I should have to censor myself in order to make Mr. Kubiak look like a worthwhile comedian when in fact he is nothing more than a trailer park prankster. Maybe he is a great human, but he is also a terrible comedian. Now to the most important topic of all- the mullet. There will never be a time when a mullet is not a symbol for meth smoking white trash. Mr. Kubiak, I am not calling you a meth smoking white trash, but I do suggest you get yourself another haircut as soon as possible so you can start your new job hunt. By the way, all three of these posts were written to see what kind great responses they would receive. You have all just participated in my college psychology project.

First off...Kyle's mullet is a national treasure...secondly, Mr. Hartsell, as articulate as your previous two comments were, I must regretfully disagree. I know Kyle personally and am proud to say so. He is a terriffic comic, a great father, and should be rewarded everyday for the life he lives. I am not a member of your so called "less intelligent" crowd, and I find Kyle hilarious. Where is your video on here? Or anywhere on the net for that matter? Maybe you should use your amazing intelligence to learn to spell "LIKING" or "NOWHERE", and possibly learn how to use a comma. Just a thought...maybe you should have one.

How am I running scared because I exercised the right to my first amendment? If you can explain how that qualifies as "running scared" I will be more than happy to retract all of my statements. Maybe I can tell him his simplistic jokes made me laugh harder than any comic in the history of comedy. Will that be more to your likeing? Maybe if Mr. Kubiak would write some fresh, original material he would appeal to a more intelligent audience. As it stands, the only people that will find this poor excuse of a comedian anywhere near funny is the somewhat "less educated" crowd. It is a sad day for the art of stand-up comedy when such an untalented person receives praise that is no where due to him. Step your game up because I guarantee that you wouldnt last a second in front of a national audience. Seriously, the sheet metal union may be hiring people with nice mullets like Kubiaks.

You've got 'em running scared, Kyle! :D Like all roads worth traveling, sometimes you've got to wade through turds along the way but the numbers say it all. You just get better & better every time I see you! Keep up the good work! :)

Man, your jokes are tasteless and tired. The only reason anyone would laugh at your jokes would be if they were loaded off their ass on alcohol and even then a six year old child could make them laugh. You should seriously think about giving up comedy and get a job at the sheet metal union or some other dirty white trash job. You are not funny and I would be disappointed if I spent 10 dollars to get into the Looney Bin and you were the host. You look like an alcoholic, I am pretty sure you are a pedaphile, and I bet you hit ice in your trailer in Del City. Also, Im pretty sure I have heard some of the material you used elsewhere so I suggest you quit using someone elses copywritten material. You are the least creative person I have ever had the disgust to meet. You are the worst comic in the history of comedy and I feel sorry for any person that has to claim your dirty ass as family. You should go make your mother proud by earning a degree at City College and getting a job in a nursing home so you can take care of your tired, old jokes. I feel terrible for any person unfortunate enough to be around your un creative, dirty, minimally paid Joe Dirt thrift store clothes ass. You remind me of an oval headed dumpster baby and in all reality your mother should have had an abortion before you had the chance to blossom into such a sickening untalented waste of space. You should have been a blowjob, that way I wouldnt have wasted two minutes of my life listening to quite possibly the worst written comedy routine that has ever existed. You should do us all a favor and give up on life so we never have to see your alcoholic drug addicted pedaphile ass again. Worst comic ever. I hope you never tell another joke because it will more than likely be comparable to shit in all forms. The Looney Bin should never let pedaphiles perform under any circumstances so I am disappointed in them for allowing your dirty child loving ass to be on stage. you are the most terrible comic I have ever seen. You couldnt make a nut stain in Robin Williams underwear white trash. Get a job as a tire swapper or something, Just quit comedy. Better yet, quit life man so you dont get tempted to do comedy.

Kyle you are great!!! good luck!! Jessica

Kyle n Jack, Jack n Kyle stuck together like vomit in the toilet! ....

Kyle n Jack, Jack n Kyle stuck together like vomit in the toilet! ....

Kyle's a Jack whore, all he does is Jack, he wakes up takes a hit of Jack and falls down the stairs to have his Jack, crackle, pop, then off to his day and he is all Jacked up, at night he falls asleep with his empty Jack bottle close by, and the new day starts off to searching for his Jack again...

Keep kickin' ass and makin' people laugh! I/we're gonna spread the word about this n' get your name out there! ~Chris FINAL RIOT

glad to see you haven't lost your touch there kyle, funny stuff...last time i hung with your ass you were cracking jokes on our way to jail!!! later.