The "Being a Jerk" Method


The guaranteed method for picking up women.

  1. AlexBlagg said...

    Round 3 Rank in Sketch: 2nd

    Doing a topical parody is risky, but I've got to say, this really made me laugh. Though for those who aren't aware of the disturbingly horrible phenomenon of "pick-up artistry", it might have been slightly confusing. Also, I think the camera work and production quality could have been a little higher. Great stuff, though.

  2. JaneBorden said...

    Round 3 Rank in Sketch: 1st

    I laughed out loud several times. This submission is a huge improvement from the round 2 video. Great concept, played out clearly in each beat and, on top of that, it had a point of view: the idiocy of pick-up-artistry tips in "The Game." My only suggestions: get to the point faster (the intro could have been 20 seconds shorter) and heighten more (you could have taken the idea a lot farther). Still: very very funny.

  3. JesseThorn said...

    Round 3 Rank in Sketch: 2nd

    Your sound is a bit rough, clipping pretty consistently, and it makes it a bit tough to watch. That said, it's nice to see a relatively current parody piece. Your structure is a little rough... I think it could be quicker, tighter and could escalate more clearly.

  4. guinness said...

    The judges got it right guys....sorry we all have too much going on in our lives to vote for hours on end. That's where the real comedy lies...in superfast clicking skills. Hilarious!

  5. ThrowingFeces said...

    Man, I REALLYwant you guys to win! You got my 15 votes today!

  6. DontTouchMeThere said...

    Also: "was looked at in-depth in School For Scoundrels". I don't know why but just seeing that phrase written out is fucking hilarious. I gotta go watch that movie now.

  7. DontTouchMeThere said...

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  8. troopagentk said...

    Wow...somebody suuuuuuure turned on the dick faucet today, huh? Much love, votes, and lifelong prosperity to the all the Top 5. Try not to pay too much attention to the kids table...

  9. lgobs said...

    Now THAT is funny. Calling chicks dicks is hilarious. Rock on, you get my 15 votes.

  10. HaHaLaRiOuS said...

    Ok, so not funny.

    a) the sketch is something that most people already know and was looked at in-depth in "School For Scoundrels"

    jerk or not, no way i'd fuck that guy.

  11. apettit said...

    these guys are crazy!

  12. BigGameHunters said...

    C'mon, buddy, back under the bridge.

  13. BigGameHunters said...

    C'mon, buddy, back under the bridge.

  14. ThrowingFeces said...

    Ok guys, you got my vote =)

  15. ThrowingFeces said...

    Hey, thats like every guy in my grade, and I'm not in 5th....I'm in 9th lol

  16. BigGameHunters said...

    Can we please just all agree to stop feeding the trolls?

  17. BigGameHunters said...

    Can we please just all agree to stop feeding the trolls?

  18. troopagentk said...

    Maybe if some chick would be consensual with that clown he wouldn't be such a douchebag. MAYBE. That said...can you blame the chicks? Shake 'em off, DTMT - and thanks for the dating tips.

  19. JohnG said...

    I think the funniest part of this whole contest is how many people claim they they know what comedy is.

  20. RapistClown said...

    This is the DELTA FARCE of internet videos! (by that I mean dogshit!)

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Video Stats

3rd
place in Round 3 - as per combined fan / judge rankings.

Sorry, this entry didn't make the Finals.

357 people have viewed this video 1660 times.

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